INDIAN WARS are a 5 piece band from Vancouver, Canada, that will take you on an all-night-headlamps-off journey through the clearcut woods of your terminal boredom affected brains and keep driving on until the bright shining dawn of June 21, when the earth's axial tilt is most inclined towards the sun. Or, more technically, when the sun enters zero degrees of the zodiac sign Cancer, and astral solar power is amplified. One month and three weeks previous to this shortening of nights and lengthening of days, BACHELOR RECORDS will release upon the masses the bands inaugural LP, "WALK AROUND THE PARK," (recorded by Felix Fung at Little Red Sounds). It will include 13 original tracks inscribed onto a flat black disc and housed in a sturdy gatefold sleeve depicting, among other things, a nude photo of the band. Don't forget to order this record from BACHELOR RECORDS (THE FINEST IN ROCANROL RECORDS) to be sure you have it in time to play during the SOLAR FESTIVAL while you and your friends rejoice in CIRCLE SALTATIONS, SNAKE DANCING, SEXUAL ORGIES, INDULGENCE AND FEASTING.